By: Terry G

It’s a bird.. it’s a plane…well it isn’t superman, but what is it? This may come as a shock to many of you, but identity-less, superheroic named, cape wearing individuals are no longer the work of overactive imaginations. Such entities undoubtedly exist, probably very close to where you live, protecting the innocent and pursuing true justice on criminal underworlds.

The idea for this article began with a simple news story heading; “Mysterious samurai saves Police in UK”. The article highlights an unusual incident where police (wearing civilian attire) in South Shields, England responded to hearing screaming coming from within a nearby home. They entered the home and were attacked by hammer, knife and chain wielding burglars.

This is where the story gets truly strange. Straight from the article :

One of the burglars began running away but was stopped by the stranger who struck him on the arm with the sword.

Two of the criminals were arrested, but in true hero style the samurai disappeared before police could speak to him.”

After investigating this story, we unearthed a wealth of information regarding other “Real Life Superheroes”.  

A gentleman going by the name of Angle-grinder Man, patrols Kent and London every few nights looking for wheel clamped vehicles, and removes them with..what else? An angle grinder.

A very colorful lady, named Terrifica patrols New York City's bars, clubs, and streets by night looking for women who have had a little too much to drink and are in danger of being taken advantage of by men.

Green Scorpion patrols Arizona and New Mexico, has a myspace page here: http://www.myspace.com/greenscorpion

Superbarrio protects the rights of workers and poor people in Mexico. He is quoted as having said: "I can't stop a plane or a train single-handed, but I can keep a family from being evicted."

Doktor DiscorD patrols the Indianapolis area, has a myspace page here: http://www.myspace.com/doktordiscord  

There exists an organization of superheros called the Justice Society of Justice. Their Motto: "The JUSTICE SOCIETY OF JUSTICE ™...offering twice the JUSTICE as the leading competitors." The currently active members are: Mr. Silent (Main Branch), Doktor DiscorD (Main Branch), Mr. Strange (Michigan Branch), The Eye (California Branch), Ragensi (California Branch), Ferox (Utah Branch), Ghost (Utah Branch), Green Scorpion (Arizona Branch), Catmale (Chicago Branch) .

Want more: Here’s the “official registry of real life superheroes”: http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm

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